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a Russian Popsicle is performed when a guy has sex with a girl while she is on her period, thus bleeding on his penis. Next the women will proceed to suck all of the blood off.
My girl wanted to try something new last night, we did a Russian Popsicle, it was kinda nasty.
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when you poop in a sock and swing it over your head and wait for a car to pass by and you throw the sock at the cars wind sheild.
Dude, i just russian socked that police car on accident!!
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When a person punches you so hard that the bruise is a blue-deep indigo colour. It should also last for more than one week to qualify as a Russian Blueberry. If it lasts for more than 2 weeks, it is known as a "ripe one". If it becomes infected it is known as a "bad pick". The victim of the Russian Blueberry is known as a "Tsar". Having a Russian Blueberry is stigmatized in several cliches while others may see of it as a sign of Badass-ery.
Dude wanna go the gym?
Not right now, I got a Russian Blueberry on the foot.
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v. -To greet someone with a deathgrip to the crotch.
Guy: Whats...UP!!
Pansey: OMG OWWWWW D00000D WTF UGGGGGGH YOU GAYYY ow....
Guy: Nah, Russian Handshake. No babies for you.
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A play on word which is used to describe an act normally dealing with a younger male rushin' to get to third base.
My teenage daughter is going on a date with some punk, if he has a case of "Russian Fingers" I will have to chop off is digits and castrate him.
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The unexpected, sometimes(though not often)accidental, intrusion into the "wrong hole". Often occurs in the heat of the moment, and can be catastrophic to a relationship, especially if no lubrication is involved.
"Yeah I gave that chick a russian attack last night, it was funny as hell....but I'm not to sure she was happy"
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A term used for, vodka which is low in quality. Bottom shelf vodka.
You said this was topshelf, this tastes like russian piss to me.
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