When you see how many sex toys you can insert into each of your girlโs body orifices at the same time while signing We Wish You A Merry Christmas and other festive holiday carols.
Becky is walking tender today. We did a little Santa Bagging last night.
I ran out of sex toys last night Santa Bagging Rachel. Bish took em all.
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n) One who purchases a hooker for the purpoes of gifting it to another
v) Buying a hooker and giving it to someone else for free
Everyone is looking for the Santa Pimp who was said to be in the area.
My friend is so chill that he Santa pimped me this hot bitch for my birthday!
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When someone shits in a box and then wraps it up and gives it to someone as a present. The reciever of the present will be unaware that in the gift wrapped box is a big turd, until they unwrap it and the smell hits them.
Little Billy awoke on christmas morning and ran down stairs in glee. He looked under the tree to find a huge mountain of presents. He picked up the biggest one and started tearing off the paper in excitment. He opned the box and inside was a stale old heap of human feces. Billy's father stood and laughed while his son cried at the horrific gift. "Hope you liked my lucky santa, son." exclaimed billys father.
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A code word to use to tell your bro that there is a hot girl around. THE GIRL WILL NEVER KNOW!! If it is a milf, you say to you M.C Santa. :)
When you see a group of hot girls, you tell your bro that its christmas.
Never use this if your gay.
HOLY FUCK DUDE LOOK AT THAT SANTA 12 o'clock!
Dude your mother is a fucking M.C Santa.
MY GOD IT MUST BE CHRISTMAS!
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attention seeking chubby child that mistakes CM's for inches, has serious issues with the truth and anyone dressed as Father Christmas, due to an unfortunate Jimmy Saville esq incident with Santa as a child
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A term reference to the Saint Maria when someone dies.... she is watching over you but now only old people say it..
Hey whatever happened to Prince
Oh Santa Maria
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It may be different down here in New Zealand, but for us a Santa Job is the process of placing ANY amount of semen on the recipients (male or female) face.
"Pulled out and santa'd over her face"
OR
"It looks like santa came early this year" - Abusive to the male.
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