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A weekend you spend with you girlfriend/boyfriend that is so boring that you resort to wanking in their bathrooms. This mostly happens when your other half forces you to watch chick flicks like How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days or any other Mathew McConaughey movie.
Jack: Tom did you have fun at Jordans last weekend?
Tom: No it was one of those "Wanking Weekends" I've been having alot recently!
Jack: Oh I see....fucking Mathew McConaughey!!!
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A dick smaller than a vacation dick, but larger than boyfriend dick. Is of average length but is thicker than normal.
I just started dating a guy with Weekend Dick, I can't handle it everyday.
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A Weekend Acquatince is one who stops simping to consume beers only on the weekend
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it means to do anything and everything no matter what without 2nd guessing
smoke this man.
no
its a why not weekend just do it
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when mees wastes their weekend by not seeing a single friend. a weekend of regret by waking up late, and not planning things ahead of time.
I keep having wasted weekends where the fuck are my friends im so bored
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Totally straight girl who likes to kiss girls to turn on the guys, but wouldn't know what to do with a vagina if it were in her face.
Did you see those two weekend warriors making out on the dancefloor with all the guys watching? They will totally never get it on without an audience.
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A bunch of teenage kids who party all weekend. They tend to vomit quite often and can't hold thier liquor. They think they're cool but they're not.
Jan: I'm one of the weekend warriors
Dave: damn, you're a fag
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