Playing to win

The act of doing anything necessary to come out on top.

Guy 1: Hey did you see Jim slip that drunk chick a roofie?

Guy 2: Sure did. He'll be getting some tonight.

Guy 1: Dude... that's messed up.

Guy 2: No. That's playing to win.

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WIN

To say something is WIN is to say it is cool. Derived from the phrase ftw which is 'for the win'

Harry: "Hey man, you catch the game last night?"

Nick: "Yeah!! It was WIN!"

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Bi-winning

Winning on the ultimate level. Winning simultaneously in two places.

I’m not bi-polar, I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there.

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Bi-Winning

The ability to win "here" and win "there". No to be confused with bi-polar.

Dude #1: Man, did you know Charlie Sheen bangs 7 gram rocks, guy must have tigerblood or something

Dude #2: Dude its how he rolls, he's bi-winning

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bi-winning

1. (adjective) The opposite of bi-polar.
2. (verb) To win here, and win there.

Interviewer: Some people are saying you're bipolar.
Charlie Sheen: Wow, what does that mean?
Interviewer: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.
Charlie Sheen: Wow, and then what, what's the cure, medicine, to make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there, now what?

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win and god

1. Materials commonly used in the manufacture of highly desirable items, especially electronic entertainment devices.
2. A figurative description of highly desirable events, as though such materials were involved in the outcome.

Syn.: pwnz, pwnage
Ant.: ass and fail

"PlayStation is made of win and god. Xbox is made of ass and fail."

"Did you see that pwnage? Win and god!"

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Winning the Breakup

There are a few things you can do to accomplish this goal- first and foremost though, you need to bang a new girl(s). DO NOT, however, get a new girlfriend. This only exudes desperation and is a sure fire way to lose the breakup, miserably. Your Ex will think even less of you than when they broke up with you (another tip to win the breakup- initiate the breakup).
And if you do get a new girlfriend quick, make sure that they are at least better looking than your Ex, so your Ex isn't glad to see you stoop to new lows.

Bro 1: Dude she got right into another relationship. And with that guy? Damn, desperado much?
Bro 2 (initiator of breakup): Yeah, what a joke. She says she's winning the breakup. I call yet another victory in this breakup.
Bro 1: Yeah. That's just sad. You've definitely won the breakup.

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