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Spunk Biscuit

A game usually played in the armed forces. A group of males sit around in a circle and masturbate, to see who ejaculates last. The last one to ejaculate has to eat the biscuit, complete with salty topping.

Anyone for a game of Spunk Biscuit... Naah Fuck that I had a wank before I came out you'll kick my arse... Besides I've already had lunch.

by Smokey McPot April 11, 2005

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Air Biscuit

A fart not loud enough to hear but thick enough to chew.

Much worse than the dreaded SBD, an Air Biscuit will follow you, get in your clothes or even linger in the seat cushions. The taste you get from walking into one is like eating smelly cheese while breathing propane. They are not gender or genetic specific. A dog can wreak havoc as well as any human.

by Creepnjeep September 8, 2009

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Rad Biscuits

Something so amazing, its cooler than beans, and snazzier than sliced bread.

John: Hey! I got the new girl's number!
Kevin: Dude! Rad biscuits!

by CowDancer October 30, 2011


Flavor biscuits

A synonym of tastebuds.

Please use accordingly.๐Ÿ˜‰

That cake was delicious. It really tickled my flavor biscuits.

That lemon really watered my flavor biscuits.

Iโ€™m parched, my flavor biscuits have dried up!

by SimplySammi September 4, 2019


biscuit wanker

N. 1. Moronic individual who derives auto-erotic pleasure from stanky cheddar infused biscuits, but is too cheap-ass to actually buy them, and so bogarts them off of another...

N 2. A person of exceptionally low intelligence, who derives simple minded pleasure from contemplating a basket of stanky biscuits...

1. That freakin biscuit wanker was standing outside the window of the restaurant trying to get him some cheddar.

2. I tell my lil biscuit wanker that he's "special," not a dumbass-- that would hurt his self-esteem.

by Tranny La Rue September 26, 2007


Ego Biscuit

A compliment to anyone hungry for validation, praise, or boost to one's sense of self-worth.

That A the professor gave was a major ego biscuit.

by Ontologist on Call July 7, 2009


Filter Biscuit

1) A person using too many filters on their pictures, to the point they don't even look like themselves in real life.

2) A polite way of calling someone real life ugly.

Damn, I she doesn't look anything like her online pictures. She's definitely a filter biscuit.

by !!!___!!! September 25, 2020