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When you've gotten a girl nice and wet, then you jump up and slam your toes inside her yelling "hang ten" and ride the wave
Its not vagina surfing if you dont yell "HANG TEN"
Vaginal hair trimmed short in the front and long in the back. Also the name of a metal band in the early 2000's, who pronounced their title "vah-john-aye-moo-lay" and claimed it was French for "hairy steak".
"She had a sweet vagina mullet, and I liked it."
"The band Vagina Mullet played a rad show!"
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Noun. A controlled substance that is hidden from the cops, family, friends, etc. in the vaginal area.
Person 1:The cops are coming! Hide the drugs!
Person 2:Already taken care of.
Person 1:Where are they?
Person 2:In my vagina.
Person 1:Really, Vagina Drugs?!
EXAMPLE 2:
Girl 1:This weed tastes atrocious!
Girl 2:...Sorry, that was hidden from the police in my vagina.
Girl 2:Ugh, sick! I always told Eleanor not to smoke those Vagina Drugs!
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The thing you spread penis butter on
im glad i had some "vagina toast" to put my penis butter on.
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The ability of any woman to win an argument or prove a man wrong, based solely on the fact that she has a vagina.
Abigail proved Johnny wrong through vagina logic.
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Flying insects that take shelter in nasty ass vaginas.
I went to the doctor the other day and he told me I had vagina flies!! Ew! vagina