A vampire who drinks tomato juice.
Vampire 1: Hey, wanna hit the whorehouse tonight and have a few drinks?
Vampire 2: No thanks; I'm vegan.
person who does not consume any animal products processed foods, or even cooked vegetables.
Usually the motive is environmental/ ethical although the raw vegan diet is often prescribed to those suffering from conic sinus infections.
The discipline is also commonly adopted by people who wish to obtain a greater level of Consciousness; as adhering to a raw vegan diet allows the body to retain more energy and wakefulness on little to no sleep.
no, I don't eat sushi, im raw vegan, and sushi is a compound of both dead fish and cooked rice.
This phrase is only used in absolutely necessary situations because it is the greatest insult and you will be sent to vegan jail.
Big Jam: Whoah! Is that a vegan in a tree!!1!
Aadit (the vegan): *goes to vegan jail*
A diet consisting only of vegans.
With the Vegan Diet, you can help your health and the world by eating more vegans!
A person who intentionally consumes a mostly plant-based diet, but sometimes eats meat.
Well, I am a meatball vegan, so of course I can try a bite of your lamb shanks, even if I generally avoid animal products.
Instead of eating vegan cheese go eat real cheese like a normal person
A person that only eats plants if they died a natural death without human interference.
Me: That dumb ass is a ultra vegan.
Guy: Whats that?
Me: Go to urban dictionary.