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Vegan-Vampire

A vampire who drinks tomato juice.

Vampire 1: Hey, wanna hit the whorehouse tonight and have a few drinks?

Vampire 2: No thanks; I'm vegan.

by Ralph March 28, 2005


raw vegan

person who does not consume any animal products processed foods, or even cooked vegetables.

Usually the motive is environmental/ ethical although the raw vegan diet is often prescribed to those suffering from conic sinus infections.

The discipline is also commonly adopted by people who wish to obtain a greater level of Consciousness; as adhering to a raw vegan diet allows the body to retain more energy and wakefulness on little to no sleep.

no, I don't eat sushi, im raw vegan, and sushi is a compound of both dead fish and cooked rice.

by dropdead May 31, 2007


Vegan in a tree

This phrase is only used in absolutely necessary situations because it is the greatest insult and you will be sent to vegan jail.

Big Jam: Whoah! Is that a vegan in a tree!!1!
Aadit (the vegan): *goes to vegan jail*

by Big Jam May 24, 2018


Vegan Diet

A diet consisting only of vegans.

With the Vegan Diet, you can help your health and the world by eating more vegans!

by GAWII May 17, 2008


Meatball Vegan

A person who intentionally consumes a mostly plant-based diet, but sometimes eats meat.

Well, I am a meatball vegan, so of course I can try a bite of your lamb shanks, even if I generally avoid animal products.

by EdlerGraf January 20, 2017


Vegan Cheese

Evil fake cheese

Instead of eating vegan cheese go eat real cheese like a normal person

by Fredrick Fredrickson October 25, 2017


Ultra Vegan

A person that only eats plants if they died a natural death without human interference.

Me: That dumb ass is a ultra vegan.
Guy: Whats that?
Me: Go to urban dictionary.

by ezzradaillest July 11, 2008