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When a man and a woman are celebrating their anniversary, the man takes a piece of wedding cake saved from their wedding day, and sticks it up into the womans vagina. He then proceeds in sticking his penis into her vagina until it is covered in cake. The woman then sucks the cake off of his penis until he ejaculates.
Man 1: Phil and Clara had a Malaysian Wedding Anniversary last night!
Man 2: Good for them! I hope it was enjoyable!
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a rimjob while a woman is crowning.
Cory: Dude, I heard you gave Pam a royal wedding.
Ilya: Ew, fuck, no. I'd rather cut a ball off.
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The chance for people to get inordinately pissed, and justify it saying its in the monarchies honor.
DUUUUDE Royal Wedding tomorrow
I know! let's go down the off-licence
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When a couple gets together and they are disgustingly clingy and cutesy with each other.
"Oh they totally have newly wed syndrome."
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Stephie had an elven wedding night because she didn't want to hurt the puppies.
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Bruno gave her an elven wedding night because they didn't want to hurt the puppies.
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The act of shitting in a sexual partner's mouth after an orgasm
describing something with a foul taste
Dude, that girl was a freak, after she came she kept asking for mexican wedding cookies
Dude this pasta tastes like mexican wedding cookies!
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