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Randy West

The diametric opposite of what a male porn star should be. A textbook example of low or non-existent sperm count; it appears his testicles simply stopped functioning sometime around 1978. His cumshots have been accurately described as "scrotum dust" by his female co-workers.

The phrase "Randy West" can also be used as a euphemism in polite conversation for "exceedingly small penis" or "impotent." Doctors sometimes jokingly refer to the medical condition Retrograde Ejaculation as "The Randy West Syndrome."

ex: Peter North - Large cock; huge cumshots
Randy West - Small cock; dribble, dribble

Trivia: Jewish, real name Andy Abrams. Jews are sometimes categorized as having small penises, and unfortunately, Randy West fulfills this stereotype perfectly. Thank G-d Ron Jeremy exists as a counterbalance.

Antonyms: studly, real man

My ex-husband could never please me sexually; he's just another Randy West.

Dr. Rosenbaum's groundbreaking paper titled "The Randy West Syndrome" was published in the New England Journal of Medicine and offered new hope for sufferers of Retrograde Ejaculation, .

"A veteran of 800 pornos, Randy West, 48, is wrinkling around the edges. He has an average-size dick and pathetic dribbling cum shots." --Luke Ford, Jewish porn reviewer

by Heidi14 October 2, 2007

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Kanye West

A douche bag manifested as a human.

Did you see what Kanye West just did?? What a douche bag.

by thedestro September 15, 2009

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West Roxbury

Quite possibly the sorriest excuse for a tough neighborhood in the history of wigger towns. Everyone in West Roxbury, or "Westie" as it is called, is white, yet they seem to have an identity problem and believe themselves to be black. Westie kids often get crunk at "the field" with their homies. Often, these white people split up into groups which they call "gangs" such as Heavy Hitterz (HH), Mac 10, or Fruits & Vegetables (FNV). These gangs are nothing more than small groups of hoodlums who steal bikes from 8 year old girls and ride around in their mothers' minivans, while playing rap music at excessivley high volumes. They also tend to believe that they are complete bad asses, even while getting rides to hang outs in the same vans that their mothers once used to drive them to soccer practice every night. Many of these wiggers also seem to believe that they are the next Eminem, while in reality having no ability to rhyme.

Basically, West Roxbury is a perfectly safe neighborhood, and you have nothing to worry about while traveling through late at night. The worst that might happen if you're riding a bike is someone might ask you to please get off of your bicycle and let them get on. The wiggers might also ask you to buy them some beer.

Perhaps the only half decent person living there goes by the name Chigger G, but even he is a sorry excuse for a human being.

West Roxbury is the whitest and least tough neighborhood of Boston.

by Shabongadoo April 25, 2006

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West Newton

Toughest part of Newton By far. the lake thinks they are......but in reality, there not.

Those west newton kids came to our carnival again and stomped all of our regulars....shit!

by Dont act like you know me November 4, 2006

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Kanye West

A very gay fish.

Person: Do you like fishsticks?
Kanye West: Love 'em.
Person: You're a gay fish.

by Straight Fish April 28, 2009

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kanye west

I think youll find this describes Kanye pretty well.


Racism’s Double Standard, By Rudy Gersten
September 19, 2005

Kanye West is a racist. Not that this should come as a newsflash to anyone who has ever listened to his music. West’s new album Late Registration just debuted at number one on the billboard charts, selling 860,000 copies in its first week. But the press has largely given the hip hop star a pass for his outrageous comments during an NBC telethon for Hurricane Katrina victims. As most Americans now know, the hugely successful rapper claimed that the government was sending troops to New Orleans not to help those in need but to “shoot us” and accused President Bush of not caring about blacks. But the fact that West is himself a racist must not be overlooked, or, as is the case with the mainstream media, completely ignored.

You won’t find any criticism of West on MTV, which has aired numerous documentaries in the past attacking hate speech, including questioning white rapper Eminem’s anti-homosexual lyrics. But MTV and other outlets apparently have no problem with West’s referring to whites as “the devil” or his claim that when a drug dealer buys Jordans and a “crack head buy crack…the white man get paid.” Funny, I don’t recall getting any royalty checks from local crack sales last month.

In a hit song off West’s new album, he degrades a black man who leaves his woman for “a white girl.” And in a recent interview with Stuff Magazine, West said he doesn’t believe white people should be "allowed to use slang until it is at least a year old.” Say what? Seventy percent of hip hop albums are bought by whites. But apparently West believes the majority of his fans shouldn’t be allowed to sing along to his tunes.

Racial demagogues like Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton have always had a public forum. Their bigoted records are somehow irrelevant to the reporters assigned to cover them. Jackson compared the scene at the New Orleans Superdome to that of a “hull of a slave ship” and his comment went almost completely unchallenged in the press. There is something fundamentally wrong with how nearly all of the media ignores comments like these. The Kanye West example shows us what we already know, that if you are black and famous you have a license to say anything you want and you will never be held accountable for it.

During his bumbling rant on NBC, West actually called himself a hypocrite for complaining and said he went “shopping before giving a donation.” While NBC did attempt to disassociate itself from West’s assertion that the president of the United States does not care about black people, no one has bothered to ask the question of why Kanye West was invited on an NBC telethon to begin with. When a major television network gives a platform to someone who has made a career out of rapping about the evils of white people, no one should be surprised when he uses that opportunity to spew more of his pitiful ignorance.

West, the son of a Black Panther, is never criticized about his racist lyrics by any of the outlets that have helped make him famous. Silent on the issue are MTV, BET, hip hop radio stations, and even Time Magazine, whose recent cover story proclaimed West “the smartest man in pop music.” I can assure those at Time that Britney Spears, everyone’s favorite pop music airhead, knows more about the world than Kanye West. At least she likely doesn’t believe that “AIDS was a man made disease placed in Africa just like crack was placed in the black community to break up the Black Panther party,” as West told his fans during the Live 8 concerts this summer.

The double standard is understood throughout the country. When a famous white man says something racially insensitive, he is roundly criticized by all. And rightly so. There is absolutely no place for racism in society today. But when a famous black does the same, it’s acceptable. Racism should never be tolerated, whether you are a U.S. Senator or a rap star. Trent Lott knows this. As do David Duke, Jimmy the Greek, and John Rocker. They all found out the hard way. And Kanye West is no better. He should be held to the same standards they have been held to.

It’s time Americans treated black racism no different than white racism. There is simply no justification for either. So when a rapper preaches about the evils of white people, it’s time for us to cut his mic.

Rudy Gersten is Director of Operations at the Center for Equal Opportunity.

Yes just another example of how its fine to be racist if u are Black.

Kanye West: " Yo it is the White Man who made Aids to kill off us Black People " everyone cheers (including dumbed down sheep White People).

by Nemesis February 27, 2007

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Kanye West

1. Racist, as exemplified by, well, everything he does.

2. Jackass, as exemlifed by his crude interrupting of Taylor Swft's very first VMA award.

3. Talentless, as exempified by his TERRIBLE live performances.

4. Arrogant, as exemplified by his proclamation that his first single was "history in the making", when it was really just crap, and his announcement that he was the new King of Pop. Someone needs to remind him that in order to be the King of Pop, you have to do something to deserve it first. And actually sing pop music. And invent the moonwalk.

Yo, Kanye West, Imma let you finish, but Michael Jackson is the King of Pop for all time! ALL TIME! AND, Taylor's video was BETTER than Beyonce's so STICK THAT IN YOUR JUICEBOX AND SUCK IT, homie! Peace!

by I Hate Douchebags January 3, 2010

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