Mexico Wife

A woman who gets married in Mexico (or another country) where it’s not legally binding in the United States.

She insisted on getting married so he made her a Mexico Wife so she couldn’t later divorce him and take his cash.

sea wife

someone who is married to someone but isn't getting any sex because her husband is fucking someone else.

she felt like a( sea wife )who's husband head gone to sea, no sex for 6 months

wifing style

Woman that cares about a man and is sexually available to him. A Filipina.

Hey Joe, you wanna see my sister? She has a good wifing style.

Floor Wife

A married woman that is so madly in love that she will sleep on the floor with her husband.

Anthony is so hot, I would love to be his floor wife.

Errol's Wife

Errol's Wife is lit. She's easy on the eyes & what

I wouldn't do to call this Sweet Empress mine

My days are consumed with thoughts of her, I find it hard to concentrate at work as all I see is she. Then I wonder if this fool knows what him have? I fantasize about her all the time her face is the first thing I see when I wake up & last thing I see at night when I lay my head on my pillow. Does he ever look deeply into her eyes taking in the symmetry of her face & the perfectly placed beauty spot above her top lip?
What I wouldn't give to wake up next her every morning kissing her slowly & gently biting one lip at a time running my fingers over her spine
I would make it my life's work to please this lady I'm so in love with.
Non more foolish than the man who doesn't know what him have to lose!

Errol's Wife is so beautiful

Mother Wife

Enlightened, highly assertive, career-oriented feminist female who has subjugated the man she married into a supplicating, testosterone-deficient hubby boy. She often keeps her last name after the wedding and puts pressure on her HubbyBoy to show submission by hyphenating or changing his. She is usually found steeped in academia or climbing the corporate ladder in her given career field. If military, she is always high ranking and when she deploys overseas, her faithful HubbyBoy dutifully masturbates at home while he tends to the “home fires.” Mother wives are very maternalistic toward their men and take the responsibility of lovingly guiding him toward feminine-centric truth extremely serious. Discipline through harsh language or withholding coitus is a routine part of the relationship but it is always done lovingly and with maximum compassion for his inferior faculties.

Synonyms:
Succubus, conquerer, dominatrix, cuck scolder, alpha-female, cougar, man eater

“Joey wanted to watch the football pre-game but his mother wife told him watching The View would make him more sophisticated so he did that instead. As a reward, she gave him some alone time to masturbate to her image.”

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Cunt-Wife

Long term punk rock girlfriend

Liz in my long term punk rock girlfriend,shes my "Cunt-Wife!"