the bane of adolf hitler and napoleon bonaparte
guy 1: what's the best way to beat hitler?
guy 2: russian winter
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You put some blow in a bill and roll the bill up. Find someone who is sleeping and then blow the blow up their nose.
Mark passed out so I woke him up with a winter willow
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When you go through the whole winter season without trimming or shaving your pubic hair.
"Dang you've got a huge bush going on down there!" "Yeah its an eskimo winter for me"
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the uncontrollable act of swearing and cursing when one finds themselves outdoors in frigid temperatures: usually heard in designated smoking areas outside workplaces and nightclubs.
Smoker 1: "Holy fucking Jesus! Its ass snappin' cold out here!"
Smoker 2: "Fuckin rights! My winter tourettes set in last fuckin week!"
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Pornographic imagery depicting characters from the "Game of Thrones" books and TV show.
This rule 34 of Tyrion and Deanerys is hot. WINTER IS CUMMING!!!
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Someone who stalks,obsesses over, is a huge fan of and loves Tarja Turunen They are a part of her fanclub called Winter Storm
Person 1: OMG I LOVE TARJA TURUNEN SO MUCH!!
Person 2: But have you joined her fanclub #Winter Storm yet?
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A queer that has sex with his mom.
That Jacob Winter is nasty.
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