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Woke and broke

A term to describe a grown adult with no source of reliable income, living in their parents' house, whose favourite hobby is retweeting Huffington Post articles off their mother's computer.

Jason is a woke and broke. He sits on his ass all day, tweeting about how funny he thinks Amy Schumer is and how Donald Trump is bad from his mother's computer. Whenever someone tweets at him saying, "Why don't you run for office, then?" he blocks them, not bothering to tell them how worthless he is.

by officialpyrocynical May 29, 2020

24πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Finna woke

This is the posh and sophisticated phrase replacement for 'cool' or 'awesome'.

Keemstra: I just got a gold sticker, friend!
Little pumper: That's finna woke!

by BrockIsAnElectricTypeGymLeader February 20, 2018

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Snow-woke

A hypersensitive person lacking in resilience who is easily hurt or offended by the statements and actions of those that do not agree with their own pretentious views and opinions

You must be very careful of what you say to him/her as he/she is such a snow-woke

by Lanky Frampard September 2, 2020

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Woke Broke

That sense of spiritual bankruptcy one feels in realizing that being Woke means you can’t fart the wrong way without someone interpreting it as a microaggression. You’re best to STFU whitey and wait for the victimhood card game to play itself out.

Justin β€œWoke” Trudeau can do all the virtue signalling he wants, but since those brownface photos surfaced, that bitch is soooo Woke Broke.

by WalkingEagle September 21, 2019

11πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Woke Supremacy

The belief that woke people are superior to those of all other races, especially the black race, and should therefore dominate society.

Woke supremacy is as bad as white supremacy.
Tim Scott

by Raymond Luxury Yacht March 18, 2021

17πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Woke

To be "woke" is to come into the realization of systematic social and political injustice that is still prevalent in today's society. And once this enlightenment is reached, this person should show this through their actions, i.e. protesting, political involvement, community engagement, ect.

Also meaning, that if you see someone being victimized through racism, sexism, or bigotry, you should take a stand IN THAT MOMENT and help to put an end to the confrontation. By asking the aggressor to leave and if that doesn't happen, and the victim is still being abused by this person. Then it's within your rights to protect the victim by putting the racist jerk on his / her ass.

Rodrick - I can't believe the shear number of police shootings of unarmed black men and woman over the past two years!

Dewight - Rodrick, it's unfortunate but, white people have been killing our black brothers and sisters from the moment they first came down from Northern Europe and realized that they were new comer to this world. (circa 740AD) From that point the so-called "white" people of this world (earth) have been faking it until they can make it. But "whites" don't realize that no one believes that B.S. of a show, G.O.T. on HBO and black people never bought that reality show, that they call the British Monarchy. Also Rodrick, if you know any Western Europeans tell them bitches they all still owe us rent money for that land she and her people still living on, and tell them we coming to collect.

And to the people saying that the term "Woke" is not grammatically correct and that we should be using "awake". You should know that regardless of that grammar error, You should know that regardless of that the consciousness is there and we are not going anywhere, If we see racist aggression you will be "CHECKED" and you'll wind up getting exposed for the fascist you are.

by Euro-Refugee February 12, 2018

2πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Woke-washing

The act of dismissing crimes committed by groups whom the woke perceive as historically marginalized. Example? Native Tribes raided, slaughtered, enslaved, & committed genocide toward each other for centuries before Chrissy C showed up. It was constant, merciless, nomadic war.

The woke refuse to celebrate Christopher Columbus day because of the atrocities he committed, and replaced it with Indigenous peoples day. But when you raise the point that tribes committed just as heinous crimes against each other they bury their head in the sand. That's woke-washing.

by Danny Mullan November 9, 2021

11πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž