Yard Goat

A name given to the lowlyest of people. Often someone with low confidence and low self-esteem. This person tends to whine a lot and cares about nothing more than them self.

Hey you know charley? He's a fricken yard goat bruh

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Yard Ninja

Noun - A short ninja, around two feet tall, that reside in the yard in the night time. They continually stare into the windows of the residents house, as a voyeur, giggled in the background. If a person is vigilant enough, they can catch them in action. Yard Ninjas are weak against the common porcupine, but cannot be killed by one. Yard Ninjas originated around the 1300's AD, when they were discovered trampling on the grave of William Wallace

I caught me a Yard Ninja last night, bugger had 13 of my collectable Pez dispensers.... I'm gonna buy me some guard porcupines..

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Yard Swap

The act of taking a family's possessions from their yard (such as furniture, lawn gnomes, potted plants, pink flamingos, balls, bicycles, hula hoops, etc..) and replacing it with another family's, and visa versa.

Yo man I am bored as shit, lets go do a Yard Swap on some innocent familys in the rich neighborhood up the street.

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Yard Fail

A usually haphazard group of items simply left out on the street, alley, or yard for people to pick through. Sometimes marked with a "Free" sign.

"Hey, Sammy, I just spied a yard fail down the street, wanna check it out?"

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go yard

The act of shooting ones man spunk all over the face of a female.

John: I brought this stupid slut home from the bars last night, and she sucked me off forever.
Mikey: Fucking awesome did you go yard?
John. Hell yeah I went yard. I blew my children all up in her nose.

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yard apes

military personnel of no tactical importance without rank and valid responsibility

Don't use the leaf blower on the parade square round up those yard apes standing beside the holding platoon building.

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yard ape

an idiividual who spends his time toiling in the hot sun...usually chasin a lawnmower or runnin some hedge trimmers. He will aspire to get on the riding mower and even make a decent wage someday, however due to his uninspired and typically dull intellect, he will remain low man on the totem pole and traditionally die an early death...motorcycle accident or cirrhosis is common!!

At enviromow we had nuttin but yard apes and had to toss in the towel after four of em kicked the bucket!

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