Cause God Said Bam

The Answer To Every Question In The History Of The Universe.

Wolton: why does my dick smell like peanutbutter?
Nad: cause god said bAm

Like the Fist of an Angry God

To fuck a hot girl with incredible force, it would be like hitting her with the so-called "Fist of an Angry God".

OMG, that chick is so hot, I would hit it Like The Fist of An Angry God.

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Oh god! Oh shit!

Usually said when a guy penetrates a girl through anal sex and his senses are overwhelmed by the sheer amount of different interlocking pleasant stimuli. The tone and volume can increase according to the depht of anal penetration. During cockhead deep penetration the words are usually uttered only once quietly, while during deep anal exploration the sensation can cause the male to keep it uttering fast and loud until he can sort out all the goodness he feels.

This awesome sensation can actually be felt much better with the penis not being moved inside at all, and the penetrator intentionally trying to feel it, while monotonous or even slow speed pumping can negate it completely.

With tighter rectum, less lube and some spicy positions the stimuli increases, at the expense of displeasure of the recieving female.

Jane: I hope your cock will like it!
James: Sure, go ahead sit into already! I am curious.
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Jane: Ohh! Ahh! So how does it feel?
James: Oh god! Oh shit!
Jane: Let me get you in a bit deeper! Fuck, it hurts!
James: OH GOD! OH SHIT! OH GOD! OH SHIT! ...
Jane: -laughs- Thats definitely worth me a diamond ring. Don't you think?

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Zipper-Suited Sun God

A derogatory term for military pilots. Based on the fact that flight suits and G-suits are covered with lots of zippers and they fly above the clouds in the sun. Also has a double meaning in that they have highly inflated egos and think that they are above everyone else.

Here comes another Zipper-Suited Sun God to fly my airplane.

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oh god! whats in the box?

from the movie "seven" when the delivery guy delivers the box with the dudes wifes head

OH GOD! WHATS IN THE BOX?
her head.

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jeremiah the greek god

im a greek god

isaiah the choke god said i want to be like jeremiah the greek god

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Emily the juul god

The girl that vapes 24/7 or finds any area to juul at

I vape a lot but not like Emily the juul god, I feel like that’s way too far

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