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to be free
a robin red breast in a cage puts all of heaven in a rage
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Red circle that covers 3 lights around the power button on an Xbox 360 that signifies that the system has overheated and must be shipped to Microsoft. In other words, go commit suicide.
I just pwned some guy in halo 3 and next thing I know, red rings of death
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what i got a week before modern warfare 2 came out... not fair
*turns on 360 sees red rings of death in lower right corner*
*calender says november 3rd*
*kills self*
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the combination of 50% redbull 50% vodka.
garunteed to fuck you up.
"fucking wanker, get me a red bull and vodka"
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On Invader ZIM, one of two leaders of the Irken empire, due to their tallness compared to the rest of the Irken race. Tallest Red can often be found on board The Massive, the Irken armada's flagship, alongside co-leader Almighty Tallest Purple. Both of the Tallest are fond of snacks and store them in The Massive's fuel pods.
Tallest Purple: "Hey, I like snacks!"
Tallest Red: "He likes snacks, Zim!"
ZIM: "I know you do. I know."
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While during her period a woman inserts a tampon with no string attached and after a day of use, ask her spouse to go down and use his teeth to remove it.
When his wife broke both her arms she asked her spouse for a Red Wolpert to help her out
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Jealous athletes who know (what y’all know might happen) preparing themselves mentally for that…
The it’s “for you” has been heard before and it’s hard for them to trust it.
This is most used by male athletes because the basically got “two girlfriends” which is the sport and the girl…but they know sport can’t cheat on them and break up with them as long as the workout and grind. Though it’s opposite with women.
Lelyla got me on red-black and I’m pretty sure this time.
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