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Melissa middle school

100% would not recommend going there, like imagine your mascot being a fucking bird.🤡🤡🤡
A good percent of the people that go there are weird as shit, the type of weird to shit on a bathroom counter plus there is no surviving the boys bathroom because there is no fucking stall doors or soap.
The popular kids pretty much all look the fucking same.
Stay away from the kids with dyed hair, they be like "Oh, I'm Bisexual" like no bro you're Bi-Yourself.

Person 1:I've been thinking on moving, would Melissa middle school be a good place for my kid?

Person 2:You're better off in North Korea.

by mr eckert September 19, 2021


GREEN MIDDLE SCHOOL

A places where hoes and snakes thrive

Most girls are hoes and need to go

Many guys just try to get in your pants**

Hey did you hear “green middle school” has hoes

by Green middle school January 17, 2019


Middle Eastern Gun Training

There are four steps

Step 1: Make sure the weapon is dirty. Like a rectum

Step 2: Assume regular firing position then drop your left arm to your side

Step 3: Point gun in a random direction, so Allah can rain them back down on the Infidels

Step 4: Yell " Aloha Snackbar" the entire time

Go watch Middle Eastern Gun Training

by ImmaNut January 24, 2017


Pleasant plains middle school

A place where if you mess around in class, then Mrs Miller will give your whole class a lunch detention. But, she only does this because she has no one else to eat with and will feel lonely without the students

Mrs. Miller is a teacher at pleasant plains middle school and she is lonely so she’s gives out many lunch detentions.

by Gooo awayyyyyy September 1, 2019


Delay Middle School

A wack ass middle school that’s trash

I went to Delay middle school from 6th to 8th grade

by Guw0p July 11, 2019


Leslie Middle School

Leslie middle school is a middle school located in Salem, Oregon.

Here’s what you need to know, everyone is a pathological liar, everyone who you think is your friend is probably talking bad about you behind your back. Fights are lame don’t get into them! it’s useless. Everyone vapes and loses their V-card here(get use to it.) Most teachers are cool not Ms. Landis though, if you look at her funny you’ll get a referral. Dr. Rockow and Mr. Robinson are very cool and fun teachers, make friends with them!

All the events are lame and useless, don’t go! the food is even worse! not edible at all and the meat isn’t even real. Want real meat? check the boys bathroom.

Leslie is going to be a long tiring school and you’ll be so excited when you can finally leave!

You also went to Leslie Middle School? It gave me PTSD.

by Secret_acc0untt April 14, 2024


Natchez middle school

Natchez middle school is a school full of nasty bops who think there the shit and boy that stink and think they have style same with the girl.The girls are all fake ass hoes

Natchez middle school is full of bops

by Birdnp December 29, 2023