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When you’re too nervous to have sex with your girlfriend, so you pay your friend to do it for you.
“Hey man, I’ve never had sex before and I don’t wanna disappoint Jessica. Can you help me out?”
“Yeah but you’ll have to pay for valet parking.”
a girl from namyangju, korea who was born on may 11th, 2004. she’s also a girl group member called i’ll-it. minju has been dreaming about being an artist since she was young so she’s been training since she was 15. she’s popular with her unique vocal color that differentiates her with the others while singing.
park minju, queen of vocal color
A dirty (used) diaper which has been carefully rolled up to contain excrement, but was still thoughtlessly discarded in a parking lot.
"Hey look, that lady just left behind a parking lot burrito. I wish she'd clean up after her kid properly."
Place that has the size of a dog cage
I am fucking crushed in Ingalls Park!
When you're leaving a movie with your girl and she's wearing a miniskirt and out of nowhere you fist her vag and ass at the same time.
"Did you hear why Katie's having trouble walking? John gave her the double parking lot surprise after watching Mockingjay part 1!"
When you refuse to pay for parking, so you park illegally.
I got caught parking dirty last week in Chicago and the fine was way too high; they need to cut it.