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When you leave Shit, piss, blood, pubes and semen in the tank of an unsuspecting friends toilet like an upper decker. Designed to be the greatest collection of forensic DNA that it would blow the zipper off Horatio’s trousers
Bro 1: Dude Grandma is gonna flip when she finds out what I did to her bathroom.
Bro 2: you left her a Horatio’s Wet Dream didn’t you.
Bro 3: with extra salsa.
A drink consisting of Vodka that is heated to at least 120 degrees Fahrenheit.
Tom: “Hey bartender, can I get a Wet Russian?”
Samantha: “Sure thing, how hot do you want her?”
Tom “Standard temp, of course.”
Gifted money for a real estate closing, still
sweaty from the last person’s hand.
That buyer was so broke, good thing they got that wet money in time for closing.
A warm welcoming that comes from between Liz's legs.
Liz gave me a wet welcoming ;)
Saying this means that someone is currently feeding holy water to someone’s mom using the following emojis... peace hand symbol, water emoji and a mother feeding her baby.
peace wet mom means that someone is with someone’s mom
(n) A reference to a clucky with a coat that is cold and wet. (See clucky, point-head, warm/dry)
Wet mazzi- doing a sloppy buttchug off another man's beard..
Joseph did the biggest wet mazzi off Lonnie last night.