Absolutely, Utterly Perfect Female!
geez, check out that ailie-may!
She's so much fun, an utter ailie-may.
Hang out with your bestie all day
On may 27th you hang out with your bestie
National kiss a girl named josslyn day
Caden: It’s may 27th and josslyn still hasn’t kissed me!
Try a new sex position day
A: What are you doing May 27th?
B: Didn’t you hear, that’s “try a new sex position day”
National Falsettos day.
Trina dies today at 8
"Yo dude, did you hear Trina and Mendel are getting married?"
"You say you'll love him until you both die. You die on May 27th at 8."