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Person who works as either a housekeeper, construction worker, or gardener. They also enjoy tacos, burritos, quesadillas, fajitas, and jumping over walls.
Person 1: “Why do construction workers take so long to finish their projects?”
Person 2: “It’s cause those Mexicans spend all their time eating tacos and not working!”
The dude that’s in my front yard every weekend
Mexicans are cool, this is a joke ppl
Mexicans are NOT bullies and neither are they a magical love story they are people who suffer for doing good 😌 and of course have that instant best friend connection . Also very unlikely to be cheerleaders
To be Mexican is to wear the pants in the relationship
To be a Mexican is to be extremely unmerciful, especially the older women who work behind the counters. For instance, a girl walks in and opens a product. Well the women makes the girl come back and pay for it. Also a student is caught cheating. The mexican girl catches you and makes you feel bad
If you are Mexican, you have an unmerciful way of punishment
The people you call on to mow your lawn, clean your house, and also rob you at the same time. Noone is better at scaling 12ft walls as well. A true asset to any community by how they leave garbage everywhere for us to clean giving us normal folk something to do on weekends. Often seen in home depot parking lots drinking one beer between 4 people is a real treat to watch as well. Rumor has it if they work a actual 9 - 5 job that pays taxes....They die! So thats about their only real set back
Why did the school girl sleep with a group of mexicans?
Her teacher told her to do an essay
A Mexican is a mutilated cow giving birth to a bee
Bro did you see that Mexican back there?
Yeah did you see the bee hanging out of its ass?