Rule #1

Rule #1 is Shut the FUCK up!!

I walked in my house and said “Rule #1” and everybody knew to shut the fuck up!!
Rule #3 is there are no safe words in my house!! But that’s a different rule!!

Rule #1

Rule #1

Don't break rule #5

Yo bro why did you join a gym
I broke rule #1

Rule #1

Never get your meat where you get your bread

As much as I would like to date a co-worker, rule #1 always applies

Rule #1

Do the goalie as dirty as possible

Damn Paul just pulled out Rule #1 what a nasty shot

Rule #1

Is that you gotta have fun
But baby when you're done, you gotta be the first to run

Girl: She broke Rule #1 of how to be a heart breaker, she stayed longer and he broke her heart
Girl 2: Wow that's tragic

Rule #21

Rule #21: always put your happiness FIRST

-i want you to be happy
-you should listen to Rule #21

The LGA rule

A rule created by a footy supporter known only as Boggs who claims that the team you support should be determined by where you pay your council rates. This you can switch team support whenever you like based on this rule.

He’s just using the LGA rule as an excuse to switch teams. What a joke!