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A more appropriate way of saying, "calm your tits." It was first said in Chris Lilley's "Summer Heights High," when Ja'mie King tells Bec (the asian tryhard) to reduce her tits.
Ja'mie King: "I heard Qantas is having good deals on one-way tickets to China."
Bec: "I'm not even Chinese, I'm from Singapore."
Ja'mie King: "Reduce your tits, stop acting dumb, fix your acne, and don't be asian. Seriously."
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noun. refers to a woman who is still very attractive dispite having small mammary glands. Specifically implies she suits them, and that the person using the word prefers them that way.
"hey there gummi bear tits, how about a snog?"
*slap*
*knee to the bollocks*
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The theory states that women with larger breasts contain more estrogen. (Estrogen is the hormone that makes women feminine. The more estrogen they have, the more feminine they are, i.e. the larger their breasts get.) It claims that because of the increase in estrogen, they are more emotionally unstable, more dramatic, and more insecure. Men that are attracted to big breasted women have to deal with an enormous amount of drama and chaos in their relationships.
Hey dude, have you heard of the Big Tit Theory?
Dude1: Dude how come every relationship I'm in is always so chaotic and dramatic?
Dude2: Don't you usually like to date big breasted women?
Dude1: Yeah, so?
Dude2: Well then the reason why your relationships are always dramatic and chaotic is because of the Big Tit Theory.
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As opposted to Tit, this is an individual who exhibits a distaste for anything decent in the world. This person is often reluctant to participate in anything enjoyable or appreciate activities that everyone else would be honored to partake in. Otherwise known as "ATM", this individual is easily recognized by a slew of characteristics: a frown, being ugly, goes by the name of Richard Siegel, or just apathetic is all facets of life. Usually is relatively able to be picked out of a crowd, never wants to have fun, or is just plain terrible.
-Hey, you want to go to the Yankees game? It'll be so Tit!
-No thanks, I dont like the Yankees.
-You're such an Anti Tit Man
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Person 1:Dude, I legits mah tits failed my math test.
Person 2: Haha, that totes mcgoats sucks.
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A phrase that can be used synonymously with phrases like "Are you kidding me?" , "You've got to be kidding me!" or " Naw, I'm just kidding."
Usually used to express disbelief.
Ex. 1
Person No.1: "Dude, I heard that Tanner knocked up that chick you wanted to fuck!"
Person No.2: "Dude, are you ballsing my tits right now?"
Ex. 2
Person No.1: "Dude, I can't go to ozzfest with you, bro."
Person No.2: "You've got to be ballsing my tits.."
Ex. 3
Person No.1: "Hey bro, I'm moving away."
Person No.2: (starts crying)
Person No.3: "Naw, man. I'm just ballsing your tits!"
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