A long winded way of saying βWe donβt have a real plan.β
βHave you heard of the Swiss Cheese Plan?β
βYeah it sucks, one of the drabbest plans out there, thoroughly needs changing.β
A derogatory term for a slow-moving, large woman who enjoys eating cheese, so much so, that she gains weight constantly. Most cheese-sloth tend to have nervous habits as well and smoke pot before eating their cheese. Similar to a grease-puss, but more focused on the cheese-eating habits of larger women.
Buddy #1: 'Did you hear what the cheese-sloth did today, brother?'
Buddy #2: 'No, what did that fat-ass do, dude?'
Buddy #1: 'Witnessed her drink a coffee cup of melted Velveeta, eat a wheel of Brie, and a half-pound of cheddar, dawg, can you believe it? She's so damn fat from all of that cheese, man!'
Buddy #2: 'It's a shame, bro, is she still smoking an ounce of pot every 2 or 3 days too?'
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The consistency of a old woman's Vagina.
Your mother's vagina is just like a tasty grilled-cheese.
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The ammount of meaningful information that comes out of a guys mouth compared to the ammount of stupid-ass shit that comes out of it.
girl 1: "Kyle's cheese factor has gone up recently"
girl 2: "yeah. Yesterday he made a joke about my breasts and tole me to "chill""
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Describing or comparing how much money one has.
My cheese factor will help me make my decision if im going out tonight or not.
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