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someone is considered a mary if they purchase an iconic shirt with none other than our lord and saviour, mary j blige, on it and it becomes the only thing they wear everytime they exit their house. if they meet this criteria, they will therefore be renamed mary and their original birth name will nullify.
person 1: babe is that steph over there?
person 2: no you dirty bum bitch, have you seen her outfit? that's mary j blige.
Receiving a blow job from a partner with a blue mouth, such as immediately after sucking on a blue raspberry sucker.
Dude, Rachael gives the best Smurf J’s.
An unusually fluffy creature. Usually molds easily to surroundings; social and amiable. in general, kind of a big deal.
see: polar bear
also see: Balto (1995) directed by Simon Wells
where's the J. Hugh population around here?
I would try to find them in packs, unless it's too early. Then there nursing some rest in dens.
some of the finest females you’ll ever meet that are completely clueless to you liking them.
“hey i kinda like this girl…”
“oh what’s her name?”
“jasmine.”
“oh don’t go after her.”
“why not?”
“because girls with j names take forever to realize you like them.”
Underrated lyricist, audio engineer, entrepreneur, car enthusiast.
J-Rain is the truth
A short red haired man that drives a s10 and skips leg day
J coupe isn’t here his hair is on fire