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Most men have heard this statement and accept it without protest or rationalizing what it means. Dudes, it's not about female emotion but rather their need to control. The need to control is really about the fear of losing control. Guys, if you allow a female to start setting rules at the beginning of a relationship, then it's a slippery slope. Tell your date she should not need a rule to decide when it’s the right time to share a personal moment together.
I don’t kiss on the first date, so please don’t try.
Where you kiss your friend, whether their your best friend or just a friend, on April 27.
It’s national kiss your friend day take the chance
When a Jewish rabbi circumcises a baby by sucking his foreskin off
I had to bring my baby to the synagogue for his Jewish kiss this week
To lightly singe the earlobe of another.
I asked Dave if he wanted a flame kiss earring. He shrugged and agreed, so I burned him with my bic.
Three steps to check why a guy is still prude.
1. Shy to kiss or does not know how to kiss
2. Scared of their dick to be exposed
3. They are gay, bi, or not ready/mature
Yo, use the Kissing Theory to kiss a girl
WHEN SOMEONE YOU LOVE OR HAVE FEELINGS FOR, USES THAT FEELINGS ADVANTAGE, TO GET THEIR OWN PROFIT OR DESIRED ANYTHING,LEAVING YOU UNKNOWN JUST WITH A PITY KISS ON YOUR BRAIN AND A SCAR ON YOUR HEART
You and your girlfriend...dreams of touching stars and photos and what not
You: paying all the goals and completing the space ship
gf : cooking meals, groceries and Netflix (you pay)
you: flying a spaceship, dodging asteroids
gf: I'm hungry , are we there yet?
*not there but amazing view, far from earth, far from reality*
*nearly there!!*
BOOMM!! ----------Jhonny Sins in the trunk (Brain kissed moment)
you ; probably working for jhonny in the stars and yeah Brain kissed!