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emo kid

People who think the film "Donnie Darko" is philosophical genius. Many also believe Blink 182 to be the best band ever 'cause their "lyrics" mean something... They are posers, wanabees and do not understand what a good lyric is. They mirror everyone around them and have no sense of who they truly are.

Emo Kid: Hey man wanna check out my vintage clothes?

Fellow Emo Kid: Yeh man. Where did you buy them?

Emo Kid: Hot Topic.

by silent shout August 4, 2006

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Tickle-Me-Emo

A spin-off toy of a Sesame Street doll that targets the Emo kids demographic. It involves 2 AA batteries and a small but trendy razor. Not reccomended for children under the age of pubescent angst.

Tickle-Me-Emo: When you tickle me, I cry and cut myself!

by gsb February 1, 2005

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The Holy Trinity of Emo

The name given to

Fall Out Boy (The Father)
Panic! At The Disco (The Son)
My Chemical Romance (The Holy Ghost)

when collectively put together.

The Holy Trinity of Emo are by far my favourite bands!

The Holy Trinity of Emo: if one lives, another dies

I really miss MCR from The Holy Trinity of Emo

by xovlntnaox November 10, 2014

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emo beard

A blow job from a emo. Male or female, doesn't really matter. Their hair hangs down off the cock and makes an emo beard.

That fagadeuche Pete gave some random hero a emo beard in the alley.

by Dr. nakanutzoff September 11, 2008

16๐Ÿ‘ 113๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Official Emo Anthem

Welcome to the Black Parade- My Chemical Romance
This is the song that shows what it means to live. The g-note will always trigger me well is not even a trigger it's a piece of my heart breaking. Another one is I'm Not Okay(i promise) - My Chemical Romance. I'll miss them dearly.

*G-Note plays*

*slams into the wall while screeching lyrics*
This is The Official Emo Anthem. WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY! *crystal while family judges silently*

by Chimchim ๐Ÿ˜Š June 1, 2018


emo life span

About 18 years

Dave: I've never seen an emo pensioner, I wonder why?
Bob: that's because they all hang themselve before the age of 18. That's an average emo life span

by Kellin.quinns.eyelash June 21, 2017

27๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


emo kid

The "female" in a homosexual relationship

Because Bob takes it in the ass, he's an emo kid.

by Juan Delanoches Vasquez April 21, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž