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if you try to go to the restaurant and order one taco, the police will put you in jail before you release that bomb into the toilet. Taco Bell has some of the most bomb threats in the world, all of which are a threat to the toilet.
Hey Kyle!
what?
let's go to Taco Bell!
why?
bomb threats happen in the bathroom, let's catch one!
well, then eat some tacos!
Everybody thinks that it's cheap, delicious, laxatives, but in the many years, since I was a toddler, that I have been eating Taco Bell, I have never once gotten diarrhea from it. Skill issue.
Taco Bell does NOT give you diarrhea.
A place where your ass will explode, your poop will know be 500000 times liquider so your ass can contain the shot that is happening
That taco bell gave me diarrhea
The food is greasy, yet yummy but not for your tummy
Bro this taco bell is BUSSI- "sharts"
A “food” that causes shits so explosive that they’re scientifically more powerful than the explosions on Hiroshima and Nagasaki combined.
Robert: Hey, did you hear that the US bombed Japan again?
Stephen: William ate Taco Bell again, didn’t he?
Robert: Yep.
Where you can get some nice Mexican food at a cheap price; but just be careful, because you might end up with a singed, ashen bum-hole in 2 hours. Yep, a lot of people are saying Taco Bell’s food is causing them to end up like this owing to explosive diarrhea from their low-quality tacos, burritos, and what not*.
Rocky: Come on, Bullwinkle! We’re going to Taco Bell!
Bullwinkle: I don’t wanna start shooting fire out of my bum in 2 hours owing to THAT stuff, Rock! Can’t we just make homemade tacos?
Rocky: 😒 We don’t have the ingredients for that stuff, Bullwinkle.
*2 hours later*
Rocky and Bullwinkle: *EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA*
*The entire bathroom is smothered in fire*
Boris: Yes! Natesha, we did it!