anal harvest

When a women attempts to harvest seamen from after unprotected anal intercourse. Usually extracted via a turkey baster or by having a friend remove the seaman from the anal glands via mouth (see feltching). The extracted seamen is then put on Ice in the hopes of using it for artificial insemination .

Andrew- "Bro Bailey is such a crazy bitch she tried anal harvesting my man juice last night".
James -" Dude my ex Courtney tried that once, even asked if wanted to feltch it out myself!"

Anal Quake

A type of anal orgasm where a persons legs shake uncontrollably.

“This feels so good why are my legs shaking?” “ That’s an anal quake.”

Anal-bender

A slur to call a gay man who is annoying, being too much or causing trouble.

Gay man: "Are you mad that I talk to more girls than you?"
Me: "Shut up anal-bender."

Anal Spike

Its when a guy doesn't accept no as an answer when a girl says no to anal but during sex he sticks his dick in her ass any ways!

"ooooh yes baby"
"oh wait till you feel this"
"AAAWWWWW!!! you fucking anal spiked me"

Analness

Analness: an unclean anal for anal penetration via penis, finger, toe or other body parts. The anal canal has "ness" like particles that have not been properly disposed. The anal was not cleansed prior penetration to ensure no particles that are commonly found in the anal (poop-nesd, bandaid-ness, hamster fur-ness, seman-ness, ect-ness.)

The bed sheets are stained because of my analness.

Analness

The action of being anal.

Her analness is what is going to cause me to fire her as a client.

Anal so hard

when you get deep dicked in the ass and it hurts to walk after

man my gf gave me anal so hard