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jump in the water and fuck the fish

a great offer, deal, or bargain that, if it was made, the person would immediately act

If he sold his 2009 Mercedes for $5000, I would jump in the water and fuck the fish.

by KingsGambit66 July 03, 2009


dirty south fish hook

Two in the stink and one in the pink.

An inverted shocker (see shocker) also reference (stinky pinky)

by Drrrty Drrrty July 27, 2004


Fat Chick Fish Off

Based on a fishing tournament format, the 'Fat Chick Fish Off" is when a group of males go out 'fishing' at a bar or party and attempt to 'catch' as many hefty females as possible. The goal is to catch the biggest female. At the end of the tournament, the fishermen return home for the weigh in. Each fisherman weighs his catch on a floor scale and the one with the most weight, wins the tournament. The fat females are then kicked out and 'released' back into the wild. They can also be eaten if preferred.

John: How did you do in the Fat Chick Fish Off tournament last night?

Cody: Great! My catch weighed in at 314lbs!

by GOJDCJ October 17, 2010


Double Fish Face Fucked

When two people grab two fishes and double fuck your face with them

She´s getting double fish face fucked! Fucking Gross!

by eyitsmatty January 09, 2022


Whatever Floats Your Fish

A floating fish is a dead fish, hence, an indication that a decision or idea makes an individual worse off.

Luis: "I think I'm going to vote for Donald Trump in the GOP primary."
Isabella: "Whatever floats your fish."

by InRalphLauren July 22, 2015


2 friends 1 fish

2 Friends 1 Fish is NOT what you think it is. Don't watch it.

Oscar: Hey dude, look at this video called 2 Friends 1 Fish.
Oliver: I expect it's a video of people eating food.
(A few seconds later...)
Oliver: I am at the wrong place.

by Yiddle Diddle July 23, 2019


fish taco with sour cream

a fish taco with sour cream is simply a vagina full of cum.

*warning* eat at your own discretion

man... last night i went over to carrie's house and ate me a fish taco with sour cream

by crimson scorch November 26, 2006