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When someone gets intoxicated. Decides to make out with the semi attractive senior citizen in the bar. Then the kiss taste like denture glue and your life is ruined.
My friend was drinking and decided to kiss the woman from across the bar. When she put her tounge in her mouth she realized it tasted like beer and super polygrip. She realized it was a poligrip kiss . My friend was never the same.
The act of flatulating on the bridge of a person's nose aka Turkish heat wave
The Polish Butterfly Kiss is the second leading cause of pink eye according to the CDC
When your girlfriend lie on her belly naked and you are licking her pussy and you suddenly put your tongue into her anus without warning. She will got scared and sounds like a seal. While se will try to escape, she will also move like a seal too.
- Hey Tim, i seal kissed Jessica today, she was amazed.
-Nice one bro.
Pushing out a turd when receiving a rim job, so your partner gets a mouth full of poo.
Made Emily kiss the turtle last night.
She broke up with you, didn't she?
Yup.
A sensual group kiss involving 3 or more people.
Larger groups of 5 or more are preferred without anyone left to watch.
Girl, I'd dive into that kiss stew with you anytime! Do you think we could get your friend to join in, I wouldn't want her to feel left out?
Bestowing a kiss upon the anus,. Usually used in description of a fawning subservient befoore their assumed master.
It was interesting to watch a member of HM government kissing the holy ring of a middle east dictator.
When a rude or objectionable customer sends their plate of food back to the kitchen with an insult to the chef and/or kitchen staff whilst being rude to the waiter or waitress, and in response the chef Hawks up phlegm or even worse before it is returned to the customer. And I think that is the worst chefs kiss
The chef was angry and so insulted by the complaining customer that they returned the plate of food with a nasty chef's kiss to the unsuspecting customer