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John Paul Jones

The founder of the navy, not to be confused with the Led Zeppelin bassist.

John Paul Jones the navy guy is greater than the bassist John Paul Jones.

by rome clone November 11, 2004

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john paul jones

The multi-talented "fourth member" of Led Zeppelin. Jones was mostly a bassist, but has played many stringed instruments and keyboards and has worked with dozens of bands.

Can be used to refer to any highly-talented individual who is forgotten among legendary peers.

"Who were the members of Led Zeppelin?"
"Jimmy Page, Robert Plant, John Bonham...fuck, I forgot the other guy..."

Earle Combs played next to Ruth and Gehrig for the Yankees of the '20s and '30s. He hit .325 in his career yet is forgotten by all but the most dedicated fans; he was the John Paul Jones of the team.

by C-Mills February 27, 2008

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St. Johns Prep

A bunch of pussies that lose to Xaverian in sports year after year. Also they even have a tough time beating lower-tier MIAA teams.

It's too bad Mariann, I just don't think St. Johns Prep has what it takes to beat even Waltham this year.

by Erik787 May 23, 2011

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John recruiting squad

A group of prostitutes who give away free sex as a promotional for there business.
In some cases they will get in the back of a van and get naked and are driven around and they offer free sex to preteens to introduce them to the sex business. And in some cases they are kiddnaped just long enough to introduce them to sex.
Usually only the hotest women are picked for this.

It's our lucky day theres a john recruiting squad.

by Deep blue 2012 December 29, 2010

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John Carlo Baltazar

He's a guy for Mariel Rodriguez only. A guy who will love and care for his girl.

John Carlo Baltazar, sana ako na lang si Mariel!

by TouchMeNot October 19, 2021

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John Wayne TP

The cheapest Toilet Paper you can purchase, 1 ply Cardboard type TP.

The name is derived from the fact that John Waynes Rough he's Tough and dont take no shit from no indians.

I had a nasty shit the other and ripped my ass up with some John Wayne TP

by Johnny Dogrib October 18, 2008

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Donald John Trump

Donald j Trump is the 45 president of America and won against the Democratic Party candidate Hillary Clinton in 2016.

Donald John trump is our 45th president.

by Red_is_sus November 16, 2020

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