When someone skipps school or work to play video games, such as fortnite. The person is not sick. But has fortniteitis.
Carter: "Is Botts here today?"
Colin: "No, he has fortniteitis."
A disease contracted from playing Fortnite too long. If you go more than 6 hours without Fortnite (excluding sleeping) you will begin to go insane, For a day, you will go completely insane, and for 2 days you will die.
Symptoms include:
• Lack of showers
• Lack of Girlfriend
• Desire to play Fortnite at all times
Guy 1: man did you hear about timmy’s Fortniteitis?
Guy 2: Yeah i heard he passed after his mom took his Xbox away for 2 days.
the disability that lolzd has, also the reason that he says "literally" all the time.
okay so the reason i say literally all the time is, because i literally have fortnite-itis.
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I literally can't define this fuck off
Girl: "Ye you're a really nice guy and I think we could get on really well"
Me: "Fortnite C-Section, now, what does this mean..."
The True Pinnacle of Brainrot.
Legend speaks of a man who memorized the sacred texts, no one has seen him ever since he ascended
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THE PINNACLE OF BRAINROT.
Legend speaks of a man who had memorized the sacred texts. After REDACTED amount of REDACTED witnessed the REDACTED that happened, the man was never seen again.
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