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my life in a nutshell

A brief resume of your life.

- Iยดm so tired of studying...Im gonna sleep!

- Thats my life in a nutshell dude

by David Santos March 18, 2017


WhiteHatting In Real Life

Heroic development, good, transcendent good, progressiveistic good, advanced good, worthwhile developmental good beyond the boundaries of computing systems and applied in reality and real life
(Not only penetrative testing amends nor overbrawn, yet perhaps (yet not only) advanced defense (not to only juxtapose defence andor offence)
The majority of the systems, if healthy and functional, doesn't operate by way of BlackHat but rather by way of Whitehat as nighany blackhatting in a perfect system is seen as an error full aberration

Once I focused on WhiteHatting In Real Life I feel that karmicly I can righteously enjoy Transcendent peace

by TranslogicMultisonance January 27, 2023


End-Stage Life

When a patient has severe chronic severe diseases affecting every organ system and is progressing despite maximum medical therapy to the point where the severity of the side-effects of their medical therapies are approaching that of their multiple medical comorbidities.

Q: Did you finish his HPI?

A: His chief complaint is End-Stage Life; hospice is seeing him first.

by Dr Urich June 5, 2015


Aaron's Life

When Aaron goes on a date he cant kiss his girl because he is allergic to all kinds of make-up, including lipstick!

(Life)

Aaron's life in short

Aaron and Bess.
Bess trys to kiss Aaron.
Aaron: Are you wearing lipstick?
Bess: Of course!
Aaron: Oh, erm. I'm, allergic to make-up.
Bess: Then what can we do?
Aaron: Well we could..

Next school day...

Thomas: Why are you so red? You look a bit like how I did when I fuc...erm...NOTHING.
Aaron: Bess.
Thomas: You didn't!?.
Aaron: Yeah, I couldn't stop her so...
Dylan(BobHazUzi): Wazz up?
Thomas: well Aaron di... HEY WAIT, BESS IS MY...
Aaron: SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dylan: let me guess, Bess?
Thomas: Bess is a B****!!!!!!!!!!!:(
Dylan: Wait, you did Bess!?
Thomas: Uh, it was more like, er, rape...
Owen: Hey guys, whats up???
Aaron,Thomas and Dylan: Oh S***!!!

by Aryo.7 November 12, 2010

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Second Life Insulter

A "Second Life Insulter" (SLI) is someone who talks totally negatively about the platform Second Life (see Second Life).
They become so bitter usually because they try Second Life, find out how easy it is to have 'hot wild sex' with some 'hot chick'- have their little avatar do so, only to suddenly discover that the person behind that avatar is some fat middle aged guy called Abdul. The trauma makes them so bitter.
SLIer's who have done it MORE than once before they discover that its a man on thee other end (usually by wanting to do voice and therefore HEAR them) can be spotted by the use of the mantra "I at least have a first life"
Please note this line is only used by American and British SL users who do this- as far as we can tell the millions of Brazillian, Turkish, Russian, French, Spanish, Japanese SL users do not use it so much for 'hot sex'.

SLI: Second Life is LAME! It is only used by LOSERS!!
SL user: You had oral sex with a man using a female avi didn't you?
(pause)
SLI: He said he loved me... (sobs) People who use SL have no life...
SL user: There there, it will be ok... no need to be a Second Life Insulter...

by abdulfromturkey August 10, 2008

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quarter life crisis

young adulthood and the dilemmas that come with it

My quarter life crisis has just begun.

by The Return of Light Joker October 24, 2008

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Rampin Witt Life

Being unreasonable or idiotic

jim sais "pauls lets fail our tests", paul sais "this guys rampin witt life"

by NiggaNig October 27, 2003

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