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Simp

A profession where you'll be able to act as someone's personal wallet! It's commonly associated with men who are employed by their lover and their lover's lover. The tasks that they must do to achieve acknowledgment from their lover are the following: continuously defend her even if she was in the wrong, buy her unnecessary amounts of things that she will in the end discard, respect her and her boyfriend, etcetera.

Woman: *says something offensive to another*
The person: *Attempts to verbally defend themselves*
sImPp: "What the f*ck did you just say about her, you little b*tch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but another target. ThAtT woMaNn iS a QuEeN, nEveRr dIsResPeCctT hErR aGaINn yOu LiTtlE sHh*tT."

by ThiccPope May 8, 2020


simp

a guy who makes tik toks about a girl but doesn’t make a move on her

this nigga belal is a simp for mia

by belalisasimpformia January 24, 2020


Simp

-Zack Doyle

Zack is a simp

by Jake871121 February 22, 2020


Simp

Super Intense Minecraft Player

- I spend my whole night on MC

- Dude you're a SIMP !

by MathiAs2Pique_ September 3, 2021


Simp

Some who puts themselves out for women while receiving nothing in return.

Bro 1 why is Blake Rebollo doing that girls physics homework all the time
Bro 2 he's just being a simp

by Carol Baskin April 10, 2020


Simp

A simp is someone who is subscribed to Belle Delphines OnlyFans

bro your subscribed to belle delphines onlyfans get a girlfriend and stop being a simp!

by Bin Laden Junior January 22, 2021


Simp

Someone idolizing mediocre pussy

Guy 1: “hey, look at that guy simping on that e-girl
Guy 2: “yo that’s my nigga kris, what a simp”

by yeahoksimp February 24, 2020