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When two guys suck each other's dick to make the other friend feel good. This is completely straight and meaningless, it's just for the feeing.
Hey man, I had a long day, can you give me a dirty water job? Sure!
A Texas Water fall consists of an amble busted young woman pouring a shot of Tequila down her naked breast into the waiting mouth of an eager and / woman.
A Texas Water fall consists of an amble busted young woman pouring a shot of Tequila down her naked breast into the waiting mouth of an eager and / woman.
Bad. Aids.
Actual water from KFC
That shit was straight up KFC water.
Somewhere between Murphys law and A watched pot never boils. Waters Law: Nothing you want to happen will happen until its inconvenient or impossible for you.
Example of Waters Law:
You have been asking for a raise for months, you deserve it. In frustration you sign on to a different company for a raise. The day you do your boss calls you and tells you you're getting a raise worth more than your salary at the other job.
Disturbances in the
freedom to feel like ur
moving normally in water, specially when you’re trying to fight someone or walk fast in a pool.
“Damn, last pool party he tried to hit me in the pool but thanks to the water lag he barely had energy to do so, that’s how I knocked his dumb ass out.”
When you jizz in a bucket, make sure you overflow the bucket. And then leave it out in the heat (make sure its humid outside) wait about a week, then when your are fucking a girl, get your bucket and dump it on her. then say "your my bucket in water"!
Dude, last night i gave Margret a bucket in water, and she swallowed it
Earths-Waters; A planet like Earth in the Crack 90s.(earliest 90s)
Earths-Waters;Astronaut; let's get off this Earths-Waters planet and go to Pluto. Other Astronaut: sure thing. :)