red badge of courage

When a man has penile-vaginal sexual intercourse with a woman who is currently menstruating. Not to be confused with the term red beard which involves oral sex.

Barney had to clean up his penis after earning his red badge of courage with Betty.

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a case of the red ass

When an individual is really pissed off at someone or something.

Wow! The boss sure has a case of the red ass today. He just fired Immanual.

Who gave John the case of the red ass?

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red coat neck

n, A low brow British person who hates Americans and can't argue with one without bringing up the American Revolution, and calling them a Yank as an insult. Similar to an American from the south who hates Northerners and can't argue with one without bringing up the Civil War (the War of Northern Aggression), and calling them a Yankee as an insult. Derived from combination of red coat and red neck.

Do you hear that red coat neck arguing with that Southern hick? If he calls him a Yank, somebody is going to end up in the hospital! ... let's watch.

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Red Dead Online

The Online multiplayer version of Red Dead Redemption 2. Started off extremely boring and slow, but getting better over time with new content like frontier pursuits.

When you getting Red Dead Online

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red hot go

To give something a fucking good try.

I've got no chance scamming on that hottie but I'm going to give it a red hot go.

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red swingline stapler

The red Swingline stapler is the 747xx model used in the movie Office Space. At the time the movie was made, Swingline did not offer a red stapler, but due to the popularity of the film, they began production.

After the company switched to Boston staplers I kept my Swingline stapler.

Have you seen my stapler?

I'm going to burn the building down.

Comment submitted with request to Delete: "The red stapler in the movie is, I think, a model 646. It's definitely not a model 747.

--live to staple; staple to live!"

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code red anal

Anal intercourse done at such a speed/force that the anus loses all tightness and what was once a happy starfish is now a hot red pit.

Damn that description of Code red anal was hot. Any takers?

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