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I’m going to kiss them titties on April 11th . Because it’s national kissing titties day.
The best 5th generation girl group consisting of Natty, Haneul, Julie and Belle. Kiss of life is a group which is breathing in a new scene to kpop referenced to the term ‘Kiss of Life’ a form of giving cpr. Kiss of life have the title of Monster rookies with their explosive rookie performances and music giving them 12 wins! (The first kpop 5th gen girl group to do so)
They have their 5th gen it girl in their group, Natty. Who has the most brand deals, endorsements, viral trends, publicity, fame, a successful solo and more
Kissy: I stan the best girl group!
Local: Who?
Kissy: Kiss of life, they’re also having a pre release on July 1st, with ‘sticky’ and their full album REM on October!
Local: That’s so cool I’ll have to check them out and stream them
Kissys: Nal ttara heundeureonwa heundeureonwa baby
STAN KISS OF LIFE FOR A BETTER LIFE
I have honestly no clue what this is supposed to mean but it's a song by Sade and it f*cking slaps
There must have been an angel by my side
Something heavenly led me to you
Look at the sky
It's the colour of love
There must have been an angel by my side
Something heavenly came down from above
He led me to you
He led me to you
He built a bridge to your heart, all the way
How many tons of love inside? I can't say
When I was led to you
I knew you were the one for me
I swear whole world could feel my heartbeat
When I lay eyes on you
I-I-I-I-I
You wrapped me up in the colour of love
You gave me the kiss of life
Kiss of life
You gave me the kiss that's like
The kiss of life
When a man is dropping a big poop, the resulting splash of water wets his butthole and scrotum in the aftermath - usually a little traumatizing to the senses.
I took a huge dump last night and got a Portland Log Kiss in return.
Cunnilingus during a golden shower.
"We were kissing in the rain and I got completely drenched, but we were happy."
"Oh, that sounds so romantic!"
"..."
When you stand under the misstletoe and whip you d*ck out and get it sucked or f**ked
At Christmas time when everyone gives you presents , the best present is kiss under the dickletoe
Jack:"Hey Gary sophies under the mistletoe "
Gary:"Going to see if I can ket s kiss under the dickletoe"
Gary:"I love christmas"
A complex sex act that require accuracy, precision, and execution. The male pulls out his wang, which has to be chubbed to some degree, and places it on the edge of the vagina. The woman’s beaver then grinds the veiny pork until all foreskin has been removed from the grinding. There may be some spots left, so having some gritty sandpaper may be better. The peen drill should now be skinless and pink, and the woman blows it.
My girl was so wild last night that she gave me the wood kiss, so I had to go the hospital.