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A toy train where human fieces are the engine and cars, twigs are used to connect them, and rocks are the wheels.
Jim Bob was so poor when he was a kid his parents could not even afford to buy him a poop poo train. But look at him now, he has a whole collection.
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You've been stuck somewhere, usually a meeting involving your boss and you have to take a poop real bad. You somehow endure the pain of going through the entire period of the meeting to the finish and then you run to the bathroom. Just as your about to enter the only stall someone jumps in and occupies the toilet.
Man brian from IT F#&%ing poop blocked me yesterday.
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when having anal sex you have your partner take a shit and you clean out the poop with your nose then have your partner lick it off
Bob- "Charlie I heard you did a poop nose with your sister and mom at the same time..... then your dad joined in"
Charlie- "ya it was pretty hot"
Bob- "wait you really did?"
Charlie- "Nooooooo....."
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a fag or just some u feel u need to call a name but u dont no wut to call him.
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When you take a drag off a bowl, then a drag off a cigarette and then do a shot of Liqour without exhaling until you've swallowed the shot.
Do you remember Kenny from Mallozzis in Rotterdam? He was the master at doing Super Poop Stains!!!
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As in a Dirty Sanchez, the giver puts two fingers in his or her ass, then instead of painting on a poop mustache, the giver forces his/her fingers in the recipient's nostrils
In the midst of a butt war, I attempted a Dirty Sanchez but my opponent defended his upper lip leaving him vulnerable to the Dirty Poop Socket
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A girl's mouth when she gives a guy with a poop dick a blowjob.
Rachel's mouth became a poop dick carwash when she gave Jonas a blowjob.
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