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mentally retired alex

Admin of cyber security workspace

mentally retired alex will give cross mod

by criss.ii September 28, 2021


Alex rider

This poor guy who gets dragged round the world by the MI6 after his uncle dies to the hands of an internstional crime organisation that models itself after a glorified crab with anger issues.

Also, hotake but:
If there were more fanfiction, then I can safely say that they would be better then some of the books.

But apart from that I stan my poor spy boi and press F for Jack

"Alex rider, you are required in whatchamacallit to take down fuckmeimtired in operation mywilltoliveisdrainingpleasesendhelp"
"Wtf no-"
"PASSPORTS. CARE SYSTEM. DEPORTATION FOR EVERYONE-"
"AHHHHH OKAY"
"anyways. We need this done by-"
"Nah fuck this shit I'm out-"
*fades out of exsistence*
*fades back into exsistence*
"Fuck you-"

by WormSINajar November 14, 2023


alex cole

an incredible sex position where you have to eat a kinder bar as you’re about to orgasm so you enjoy two of the best things ever at once

omg! Have you tried the Alex cole ? It will change your life forever

by sometimes I eat poo December 30, 2020


lil alex

A title reserved only for the dopest cat alive. Anyone with this name is unequivocally a badass.

The lil Wayne of alexes.

lil alex killing it

by Aloaloaloalo November 23, 2021


Alex Velez

king

The alex velez of america is great

by Urban dictionary Real 123 May 20, 2022


Alex Gwilliams

a sad excuse for a human

"omg she's so pathetic she kinda reminds me of alex gwilliams"

by Gsisins August 31, 2022


alex copeman

Retarded douche bag.

DAMNIT your such an Alex Copeman!

by unknown777666 October 17, 2013