Admin of cyber security workspace
mentally retired alex will give cross mod
This poor guy who gets dragged round the world by the MI6 after his uncle dies to the hands of an internstional crime organisation that models itself after a glorified crab with anger issues.
Also, hotake but:
If there were more fanfiction, then I can safely say that they would be better then some of the books.
But apart from that I stan my poor spy boi and press F for Jack
"Alex rider, you are required in whatchamacallit to take down fuckmeimtired in operation mywilltoliveisdrainingpleasesendhelp"
"Wtf no-"
"PASSPORTS. CARE SYSTEM. DEPORTATION FOR EVERYONE-"
"AHHHHH OKAY"
"anyways. We need this done by-"
"Nah fuck this shit I'm out-"
*fades out of exsistence*
*fades back into exsistence*
"Fuck you-"
an incredible sex position where you have to eat a kinder bar as you’re about to orgasm so you enjoy two of the best things ever at once
omg! Have you tried the Alex cole ? It will change your life forever
A title reserved only for the dopest cat alive. Anyone with this name is unequivocally a badass.
The lil Wayne of alexes.
lil alex killing it
"omg she's so pathetic she kinda reminds me of alex gwilliams"