Carbonated beverage only the highest members of society can appreciate. Legend has it that the sigma male fed carbonated milk to giga chad through his moobs to help gigachad grow.
average person: 'omg uuuggghhhh is that sparkling milk, yuck i can't believe you're drinking that'
giga chad: 'LESGOOOOOO I LOVE SPARKLING MILKKKK'
Something that is offered to those who need to harden the fuck up emotionally.
Oh look Jane's crying again, that bitch needs some emotional milk.
Milk that’s made from a flippin linguine noodle what else would it be
I’m dehydrated. Can I get some linguine milk with that clam sauce?
When a person starves themselves for 3 days so there’s absolutely nothing in their stomach then proceeds to drinks half a gallon of milk, piss it out in a cup, and someone else drinks it
“I dare you to drink a piss milk bruh”
Group of cars driving to the shops to collect bread and milk
A common misconception is that most of the cars have 2L engines a size in which milk comes in, however this is not true
Hey a milk and bread run is called milk and bread run because of all the 2L engines,
No,no it's not serene
I left some jersey milk on a girl's bed last night.