The buttocks/anus equivalent of John Thomas (male penis).
Alex Bumpus my homie, I got your back (pun intended)!
a redheaded fuck face thats dating himself he works at gay meyers
person 1 : fuck u alex gagawa
person2: -gets a fucking stroke and proceeds to jam their arm into their esophagus until death from stroke or suffication of the arm-
A person that is very cute has a big dick and very athletic
OMG look at that Rey Sanchez Alex he is so cute.
When the tip of you dick gets stuck in your bellybutton
My cock flew so high
it gave me a hot alex
pertaining to rule 1- a large audience needs to know the god
pertaining to rule 2- its not an inside joke, also i am god, so i am a celebrity
super cool dude
can cast 'Summon Jesus' at least 40 times a day
can smite someone
can divide someone by 0 (they become undefined)
Alex Mounicou is god.