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being a fat fuck and not liking anyone personalty.
alex: i won't get A in math so i quit physics and i don't like your personalty.
Me: what a fucking alex azarovb you are.
mishas cutie patootie
25% ranga
WOW ITS MY LITTLE CUTIE PATOOTIE ALEX SALMON- MISHA
Only love in life is FORTNITE and touches himself over a sad game called COC!
Has a worrying attraction for girls who are way out of everyone’s leagues. Also likes anyone who his muscular and sexy friend Henry does.
Abused by his parents Sue and Chester.
Elijah 8——— Alex
Alex Burden stealthy crawled towards the being known as Holly, full of sexual intentions.
Admin of cyber security workspace
mentally retired alex will give cross mod
This poor guy who gets dragged round the world by the MI6 after his uncle dies to the hands of an internstional crime organisation that models itself after a glorified crab with anger issues.
Also, hotake but:
If there were more fanfiction, then I can safely say that they would be better then some of the books.
But apart from that I stan my poor spy boi and press F for Jack
"Alex rider, you are required in whatchamacallit to take down fuckmeimtired in operation mywilltoliveisdrainingpleasesendhelp"
"Wtf no-"
"PASSPORTS. CARE SYSTEM. DEPORTATION FOR EVERYONE-"
"AHHHHH OKAY"
"anyways. We need this done by-"
"Nah fuck this shit I'm out-"
*fades out of exsistence*
*fades back into exsistence*
"Fuck you-"
an incredible sex position where you have to eat a kinder bar as you’re about to orgasm so you enjoy two of the best things ever at once
omg! Have you tried the Alex cole ? It will change your life forever
An Alex Filip is the type of person that you really want to have around you. It is the type of person that is always looking for his real love and likes to take care of his friends. Alex Filip's like to make the ones around them feel good and will always be there for you when you are sad, like a shoulder to cry on.
Alex Filip is such a great guy!