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Chocolate cake is super delicious. It’s good with any kind of icing. It is super chocolaty and never tastes bad. It’s even good if it’s vegan. I think I’m in love with chocolate cake.
Mommy can I get vanilla cake for my birthday?
NO chocolate cake is the best!!! You can only get chocolate cake.
When a man licks a women from front to back when she has a yeast infection
Hey babe I know you have a yeast infection but can I still get that chocolate cake
When you’re eating someone’s ass and they can’t hold their shart in any longer... so the flood gates are opened
I just wanted to eat my girls ass, but I ended up with a chocolate soufflé.
When you dip a condom or raw penis in chocolate for your partner to suck on like chocolate or a lollipop. Has to be perfect otherwise you’ll get burned.
Me: Yeah i wanted to surprise summer for valentines day.
Friend: oh cool what did you do.
Me: i tried chocolate dipping and we went all night long
Luscious and rare assholes covered approximately halfway with 100% cocoa, one-quarter siracha cheesecake, and lizards. Frequently licked like ice, yo.
Hey skeeze, wanna get a chocky-dip "chocolate dipping" on?!!
When your lady is lightly crowning with a turd and your balls rub across the chocolate pothole
I need a wetnap . I hit a Chocolate Pothole.
When a driblet of cum makes it way from the anus to the vagina, resulting in pregnancy.
I heard each one of the Goetz boys is a chocolate chip.