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Masterbating while taking a shit.
Treat yourself to a Push-n-pull. Don’t knock it till you try it
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a some what nuerotic yet excentric person who overly exaggerates situations and has full on conversations with herself, while also yelling at her computer, phone, printer, and xerox machine. can also be found riding a motor cylce throughout her mid life crisis. this persons ideal job duties include emailing, emailing, and more emailing. Closest companions include fish. and only fish.
Look over there, Fluff N Stuff is e-mailing again, she must be trying to get some work done to go home and feed her fish after she yells at the computer some more.
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Bar Lingo; Shortened terminology for the expression "gravy and cheese." Used both literally as in gravy and cheese food, or figuratively to express contentedness, satisfaction, or ease.
"Man, I'm hungry. I could go for a Denver omelette with grave 'n' chee."
"I don't think this assignment will be to difficult, it's pretty much grave 'n' chee."
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Verb. To culminate sexual intercourse by a male by ejaculation internally in the receiving partner's mouth, then slapping the receiving partner's face before the penis becomes flaccid.
"Why are Cindy's cheeks all red?"
"Her b.f. likes to 'pop 'n flop'."
"Why are her cheeks still red?"
"He just popped in to pop 'n flop her 5 minutes ago!"
My bette let's me pop 'n flop so long as I don't Donkey Punch her.
"So janey likes the pop 'n flop?"
"She loves the 'pop,' I like the 'flop!'"
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When a Firebird blows bast you so fast it spins you around.
"Holy shit, did you see that Firebird just blow past us like that?!? Why is my Subaru sidewayz?"
"Yea, dude, you just got Turnt n Burnt!"
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