Rural Dictionary

Devil’s Rocking Chair

A sexual position where the man sits up in bed, reclined and the woman lays perpendicular across his lap, face up, with her ass squarely on his crotch and her legs spread allowing him arm’s length, easy access to her pussy and breasts (or mouth) at the same time. If the man has magic hands, the result is his woman will rock her hips in ecstasy, hence the Devil’s Rocking Chair.

Daddy, can I please sit in the Devil’s rocking chair?

by WordWitch69 December 16, 2021

Rock solid on the doozy

(idiom)

1. Something or somebody which embodies exceptional awesomeness, is unparalleled in excellence. The most common usage of the phrase is to praise somebody who is unbelievably awesome in the face of daunting adversity (i.e., a doozy). However, people also use it in place of words like "cool" or "awesome" or "totally rad, bro".

2. An expression akin to wishing good luck to somebody on a difficult task.

1.

Person 1: Hey, did you watch the football game last night?
Person 2: No way, why would I want to watch our team lose against the Wildcats, they're the best team in the league. You know they haven't lost a single game in five years? They're undefeated!
Person 1: Well not any more!
Person 2: Shut up, are you saying we won?
Person 1: Hell yeah, we won 30 to 28!
Person 2: 30 to 28? But how?
Person 1: It was neck and neck throughout most of the game. When we reached the last thirty seconds of the final quarter, both teams were tied 28 to 28. They had possession of the ball, but in the next twenty-five seconds our defense pushed the Wildcat offense all the way back to the endzone. Our linemen broke through the offensive line, tackled the quarterback in his own endzone, scored a safety, and won the game!
Person 2: Holy crap, our defense is amazing!
Person 1: Yeah, they're pretty rock solid on the doozy.

2.
Person 1: Hey you wanna go to that cool party a few blocks down the street?
Person 2: No way bro, its finals week, and I have exams in all of my toughest classes tomorrow.
Person 1: Fine, I guess that I'm going by myself. Rock solid on the doozy.
Person 2: Thanks! Have fun at your party.

by Agricultural Structure March 3, 2015

petrified wood/rock

Petrified wood (from the Greek root petro meaning "rock" or "stone"; literally "wood turned into stone") is the name given to a special type of fossilized remains of terrestrial vegetation.

Have you seen any petrified wood/rock? I can't find it anywhere!

by sootymaisie123 March 8, 2015