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A Bear you buy with friends for no reason at Build a Bear and run it of money.
“Yo we just bought a friendship Bear for no reason but we love him!”
Gets so many women. His massive 13 inch cock destroys buildings and all the men's insides.
"Hello Nathy Bear"
"OH FUCK! I'M CUMMING"
A man’s special cloth utilized in
Post coital cleanup.
The mess was so much, he whipped out his bear hanky to clean it up!
This is a reference to the common "bear-eclipse" phenomena meme, where bears are found looking at eclipses and roaring. It's a non sequitur absurd joke. The original story involves three cubs and a mama bear. The mama bear roars, and then the cubs ask "Why are you roaring, mama?" Mama bear says... "because... because there's AN ECLIPSE!!!!!"
Guy 1: "How does a bear cut its hair?"
Guy 2: "Uhh... idk how?"
Guy 1: "E CLIPS IT!!!"
Guy 1: "Bro, I just had a great idea..."
Guy 2: "What's up?"
Guy 1: "What if... the BEARS ARE LOOKING AT THE ECLIPSE!!!!!"
A safe Scp which actually gets along with the workers, and builds things. They have made two other versions of themself, both of which are keter class. One is made out of earlobes, and emits a high pitched scream which anyone within 50 meters of the screech will have earlobes form inside of thier throat, as they die of suffocating. The other is unknown to me, but any one else who knows it free to put it underneath my description!
Scientist: what’s that in the distance?
Other scientist: oh it’s just builder bear.
Scientist: what about that one?
Other scientists: OH SHIT ITS ITS VERSION RUN
This is what you call the kid in the back of class who makes cat noises. Be careful, because if he starts to like you he will grab your leg!
That kid is such a bear atkinson