Fuck me the rock is in fortnite 🦉🦉🦉🦉
omg fortnite the rock is here
A term used to describe an individual who stumbles their way through the treacherous terrain of Fortnite like a clumsy llama with two left hooves. A Fortnite Kevin is notorious for their astonishing ability to turn even the simplest tasks into epic fails, leaving their teammates questioning their life choices. This hapless character can often be found building their "forts" that look more like abstract art installations, and their aim? Let's just say they couldn't hit a pink flamingo with a water balloon.
The mere presence of a Fortnite Kevin in your squad is like signing up for a comedy show where you're the only one not laughing. Witnessing their constant mistimings and bewildering choices is a reminder that in the vast world of Fortnite, miracles may happen, but they're definitely not going to come from a Fortnite Kevin. So buckle up, fellow players, if you ever come across a Fortnite Kevin, prepare for unpredictable chaos that even the game's RNG gods could never have anticipated. May the storm guide you away, for you do not want to be caught in a battle alongside a Fortnite Kevin!
Man we lost 5 games in a row.
It’s not our fault though, we were playing with a Fortnite Kevin
February 1st-14th is now considered national girlfriend appreciation Fortnite and boys must post their girlfriends every chance they get
“Hey it’s national girlfriend appreciation Fortnite next week bro” (friend 1)
“Oh fuck” (friend 2)
Fortnite pro:Fortnite Chapter 5 season 3 is so ass
Kid:wdym,it's amazing with all those cars and turrets
Fortnite pro:that's why you'll never get earnings
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When u eat the crabs off girls pubic hair then analy touch them
Stephanie likes to do fortnite crabs
bro i just beat you in knock-off fortnite.Bro you're hacking.no I'm not.Brooooooo you're such a knock-off fortnite hacker
kodiak fortnite is hani abughalis cup of tea
man: yo what's yo cup of tea lad
hani abugali: kodiak fortnite breh