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When your significant other eats an entire bag of Takis, then proceeds to give you a handjob and a blowjob. The sensation of the Taki powder burns your genitalia with pleasure and gives the receiver a euphoric sensation.
Guy #1: Hey, how'd it go with Jennifer last night?
Guy #2: Dude, it was incredible. She gave me a Wet Taki
Guy #1: No way! That's insane!
An individual who willing makes hand to hand contact with another individual who has visibly licked their hand.
He saw me lick my hand and still shook my hand, what a wet willy dickbag
Like a wet willy, but when you shove your dick in someone's belly button.
Mary: I got a wet wilkie, it was terrorising rape.
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when you have to work in a supermarket on a sunday and pick up a bunch of wet imported bananas that have never seen the light of day and they smell fucking foul
“happy wet banana sunday”
“i’m having a breakdown because it’s wet banana sunday”
when a guy nuts and slings his dick everywhere so his nut gets evereywhere.
"Yo man can you give me the Swifter wet jet?"
Gareth Scourf - derived from the adjective ''shlad'' or ''shit lad''.
A Wet Lad may be defined by;
Pretending your in clubs when actually your at home.
Never doing what you say you will.
Going for dates on the wrong day ''with a girl from home''.
Ditching your real mates for some pretend ''maths friends''.
''Getting henched'' then .....never getting henched.
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When a Mexican finds out Canta Ritos makes a Hard Soda.
I told my friend Ivis about the Canta Ritos Hard Soda and he stated, "I'm about to have a Mexican Wet Dream."