Sprinkle the Back Hole

The act of showering the butt area with some kind of "showerable" substance, like sprinkles, money, water, etc.

I'm gonna sprinkle the back hole!

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Go back to Oxford

You say GO BACK TO OXFORD to someone who has a yuppy pad in Central London that they stay in off and on, which is now in Tier 2 or 3 covid-19 zone.

Jo Bloggs friend in London via phone: "Are you coming down to visit me in my pad this weekend Jo?"
Jo Bloggs in Cambridge: "How common!!! Just go back to Oxford."

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back up boy

Some u date if u ur crush rejects u

Jonny is my back up boy

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Texas Pat on the Back

When a dually truck hits a cyclist from behind hard enough to lose it's mirror, and then drives away.

"I gave a biker the ol' Texas Pat on the Back for being on my road, but now my truck needs a new mirror."

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back to the tool shed

What you say when someone is being a tool and you want them to go away.

Tool: Herp derp
Me: Why are being such a tool? You can go back to the tool shed now.

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Snap back queen

A woman with a rather nice butt that snap the necks of the male gender as they turn to look

Snap back queen Ex; Tom sharply and accurately, turned his head to look at the lady's behind as she walked by

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Back to School Blues

Feeling depressed or down on the first day of school.

I felt a case of back to school blues when the new school year started.

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