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The Asian version of sword fighting has to have two people of Asian decent
Ex. Ching-A-Chong Ling: hey do you want to noodle slapping with me
Yo-Yo: that's gay but alright
There’s this girl with a fat arse and all last month I slapped it a and squished it and I want to do it again
Another slap ass month coz why not
During a MFF Threesome, while one woman is going down on the male, the second woman, complete dry where it counts, climbs up on the bed, grabs the head of the male, and jumps up, landing “tortilla” first , facing the males feet, hard enough to produce a “Slap” sound.
During a threesome with Krissy and Sasha, Krissy broke my nose by giving me a No-look Tortilla Slap.
Where you slap your dick on a sink
Last night me and the boys went out sink slapping
Where you slap your dick on a sink
Last night me and the boys went out sink slapping
something that is amazing; wonderful
Omg! Slap the ham! ✋🏻🥩
When your diaper gets full (Ideally to the brim), do a half backflip, and land on your ass to see how far you can slap the contents of the diaper out
I bet you can’t back-slap further than me bro. I hold the world record