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bros before hoes

The preferential allegiance some men show to their male friends over their female companions, and partial reason some children grow up not knowing who their father is. But that's the "ho's" fault, too, for having relations with a man with said value system. Rinse and repeat.

Ron: Hey, going to Vegas this weekend with the crew, u coming?
Eldrige: Naw, gotta see my girl and the baby.
Ron: Come on, bros before hoes.
Eldrige: Yeah, you're right. Keep the code!

Later that night:
Ron's Baby Mamma: Hey, Charles, it's Bonita. That punk Eldridge ditched me for Vegas, hasn't bought diapers for the baby this week like he'd said, broke our third date this month. He don't love me like you did. I miss you baby, come over.

9 Months Later:
Eldrige: This baby don't look like me.
Eldrige's Ho: Bros before hoes.

by kalima9 July 27, 2010

41πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


juggernaut dat hoe

when you're fucking a girl from the back, you proceed to bust on her back, and when she turns around you punch her in the face & yell "I'm the juggernaut, bitch!"

juggernaut dat hoe - next day scenario: "yo you shoulda seen this bitch I fucked last night; she gave me some fucked up look after I busted on her back so I had no choice but to punch her in the face, she must have not known who I was."

by Bojan & Hope April 12, 2008

20πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


garbage can that hoe

a provacative term, RATHER GRAPHIC for a penis going into a vagina. We warned you bitches.

As I was walking down the street, coming upon 2 lovely young women and one ravishing man, I had officially decided that I wanted to Garbage can that hoe.

by Guy by dairy queen who stalked Alexxa and Chloay November 9, 2007

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


hoe garden tool

A BITCH

U HOE GARDEN TOOL GET IN MY CAR

by SSIENDVSJ April 29, 2016

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Begone thotty hoe

Where you use both β€œbegone thot” and β€œbye hoe” at the same time. It’s super effective against β€œNo u.” Therefore making it the strongest reply.

Jimmy: ur mom gay
Red: begone thotty hoe
Jimmy: *Disappears*

by Redheart July 2, 2018

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


fight me hoe

when you get on a bitches bad side.

you fucked my man fight me hoe

by Jazlynne May 26, 2019

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Little Hoe Peep

A girl who acts all preppy and well mannered when adults are around but once they leave she untied and let's them fly.

God don't trust her she's a Little Hoe Peep

by Littlehoepeep February 23, 2017

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž